Jared Goldsmith
Author
Series
My weird school volume 12
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.9 - AR Pts: 1
Description
Ms. Todd is subbing and A.J. and his friends are sure she kidnapped Miss Daisy so she could take over her job. They're going to have to do the detective work to get the goods on her. But it won't be easy! Ms. Todd is the weirdest substitute teacher in the history of the world!
Author
Series
Timmy Failure volume no. 1
Accelerated Reader
IL: MG - BL: 3.8 - AR Pts: 3
Description
Meet Timmy Failure, the founder, president, and CEO of the best detective agency in town, probably the nation. And his lazy sidekick, Total, a 1,500-pound polar bear.
Author
Series
My weird school volume 10
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.6 - AR Pts: 1
Formats
Description
Mr. Docker must be a mad scientist. He does nutty experiments and has an evil, demented, cackling laugh. Plus he invented a car that runs on potatoes! Mr. Docker is the weirdest science teacher ever! Is he trying to take over the world?
Author
Series
My weird school volume 9
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.8 - AR Pts: 1
Formats
Description
A.J. and his friends find out what amazing things Miss Lazar, the Super Custodian at their school, can do.
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Series
My weird school volume 11
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.8 - AR Pts: 1
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Description
A.J. and his friends are in for a wild adventure when their school bus gets a flat tire and their driver, Mrs. Kormel, gets lost in the middle of nowhere.
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Series
Timmy Failure volume no. 6
Publisher
Recorded Books
Pub. Date
2017
Description
In the sixth book in Stephan Pastis's hilarious series, Timmy is being threatened and must rely on his new partner to solve the mystery - and possibly save his life! Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave - if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn't take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner...
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Series
Timmy Failure volume no. 3
Publisher
Recorded Books
Pub. Date
p2014
Description
His name is Failure. Timmy Failure. And his detective agency is on the verge of global domination. Global riches. Global fame. And yet the gods keep throwing him curveballs: for starters, academic probation. The coveted Miracle Report is the key to everything, including a good grade. It's dirty business. It's best you know nothing. But one thing is for sure: Timmy Failure will be triumphant again!
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Series
Timmy Failure volume no. 4
Publisher
Recorded Books
Pub. Date
p2015
Description
Accompanied by his sidekick polar bear and criminal mastermind Molly Moskins, Timmy takes his investigation into stolen charity funds on the road when his mother forces him to help her boyfriend move to Chicago.
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Series
Timmy Failure volume no. 5
Publisher
Recorded Books
Pub. Date
2016
Description
This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure's academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's...
Author
Series
Timmy Failure volume no. 2
Publisher
Recorded Books
Pub. Date
p2014
Description
Timmy Failure, founder, president, and CEO of the greatest detective agency in town, perhaps the nation, is about to crack the biggest case of his generation: a school competition to find a stolen globe.
Author
Series
Publisher
Recorded Books
Pub. Date
[2020]
Description
Timmy Failure is not just any detective--he is the greatest detective in his town, perhaps the nation. He is so famous that there have been seven books written about his life. Plus a movie. And so he has agreed to provide the world with his extraordinary origin story, as dictated to his biographer and best friend, Charles "Rollo" Tookus. New York Times best-selling author Stephan Pastis is back with the hilariously heartwarming tale of how it all...
Publisher
Paramount
Pub. Date
c2005
Description
"Beyond your wildest dreams!": What do you dream of being? Pretend along with Blue. "Playdates": It's a day of Spin the Wheel of Playdates to play magic with Periwinkle, or deliver mail with Mailbox or sing along with Joe. "Blue's collection": Blue is missing a circle from her Circle Collection, figure out which circle is missing. "The wrong shirt": Why is Steve wearing a Khaki shirt and green-striped pants? Learning skills include: Imagination, literacy,...
Publisher
Paramount
Pub. Date
2005
Description
"Hug day": It's a holiday of hugs in Blue's room, so open your arms to everyone you appreciate and give them a hug. "Joe's clues": You know how to play Blue's clues, but come along and learn a whole new way to play the game. "I'm so happy": Blue, Joe, and all their friends are celebrating the things that make them happy. "Body language": Strike lots of poses with Joe and Blue as you make your body say happy, scared, and angry. Preschool learning skills:...
Publisher
Paramount
Pub. Date
c2004
Description
The legend of the blue puppy: One night, Moona the moon fairy flies down to tell Blue a legend about her greatest gift, just waiting to be unlocked. Love day: Love is in the air ... because it's Love Day at Blue's house. Programs promote literacy, communication skills, interpersonal relationships, empathy and emotions, story comprehension and recall, and how to ask questions.
A music box holds a special surprise for Blue. When the box is opened,...
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Series
My weird school volume 2
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 4.4 - AR Pts: 1
Formats
Description
A skateboarding principal offers unusual incentives to his students to motivate them to learn more. Principal Klutz was hanging upside down from the school flagpole! He kissed a pig on the lips! He painted his bald head orange! And now he wants to bungee-jump off the roof of the school, dressed like Santa Claus! In fact, all the grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with them. What's going on here? What are A.J. and the kids in his...
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Series
My weird school volume 19
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.5 - AR Pts: 1
Formats
Description
Tired of following the strict rules of their grumpy replacement principal, second-grader A.J. and his classmates try to find a way to bring back eccentric but lovable Principal Klutz, who was fired for bringing a wild turkey to the school's Thanksgiving Day assembly.
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Series
My weird school volume 4
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.6 - AR Pts: 1
Formats
Description
Ms. Hannah wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out. Plus she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is the worst art class ever!
Author
Series
My weird school volume 5
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.6 - AR Pts: 1
Formats
Description
Miss Small, the gym teacher, is teaching A.J., Andrea, and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do the Chicken Dance! Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to dodgeball?
Author
Series
Timmy Failure volume no. 5
Publisher
Candlewick Press
Pub. Date
2016.
Accelerated Reader
IL: MG - BL: 4.4 - AR Pts: 3
Description
This book was never meant to exist. No one needs to know the details. Just know this: there's a Merry, a Larry, a missing tooth, and a teachers' strike that is crippling Timmy Failure s academic future. Worst of all, Timmy is banned from detective work. It's a conspiracy of buffoons. He recorded everything in his private notebook, but then the manuscript was stolen. If this book gets out, he will be grounded for life. Or maybe longer. And will Timmy's...