In this spoof film on the Taken action-film franchise, Bryan Mills is an ex-CIA agent now working as a mall security guard. He keeps finding his things are being taken from him, his wife, his dog, his daughter₂s virginity. With the help of his ex-CIA elderly mother, Bryan battles his nemesis BrownFinger to free his family and a pound of dogs in danger of exploding.

Welcome to Tropico, a gray little town smack dab in the middle of nowhere where nothing ever happens--until a botched robbery leaves Nick (Nivola) 48 hours to pay up or die.

Ocean's Twelve reintroduces Ocean and his perfectly trained team of con men. Dividing forces to hit Paris, Amsterdam, and Rome, the heist-meisters move beyond casinos to tackle new objectives, one of which involves stealing a famous painting.

John is a rugged small time crook, running from a past full of mistakes and regrets. He soon crosses paths with Louis, a newly orphaned teenage boy, who becomes an unwilling accomplice on an open-road adventure fueled by robberies, guns and deception. John's lonely outlaw lifestyle soon catches up with him and he must confront his demons and decide if his life of doing wrong is still right for him and Louis.

A bank teller must decide between his friends and his job when he plans a large-scale bank robbery with his friends, then has second thoughts. Bonus features include behind-the-scenes footage and a music video.

Lonely bartender Bob Saginowski and his hardened employer cousin Marv run a bar that is used as a 'drop'--a covert scheme that funnels cash to local gangsters. But when they find themselves caught in a robbery gone bad, and on the hook for a debt they can't repay, both men have to make the dangerous choice between loyalty and survival.

Marva Munson is a spry, elderly woman who is looking for a spare rooom in her house. Goldthwait H. Dorr move in and gains Munson's permission to use the basement for rehearsals with his "medieval music ensemble." Door is masterminding the robbery of a riverboat casino, and the fellow musicians in his ensemble are actually the crew he's assembled to pull of the job. Despite their best efforts, Munson finds out aobut their scheme and Dorr decides the...

Bridget Gregory makes her husband Clay steal more than half a million dollars, and then steals it from him. Hiding out in a small town, she grabs the first man she sees, Mike, to keep her cover. When Clay tracks her down, she stands to lose everything unless she can use her sexual power over Mike to lead him to murder.

Willie is a thief who teams up with his dwarf friend Marcus, for a very special Christmas scam. Willie gets a job as Santa Claus at a shopping mall, Marcus tags along as an elf, and they use their employee status to rob stores blind just before Christmas. But Willie is a bitter and foul-mouthed alcoholic who doesn't care much for kids. A mall's manager is certain something's wrong, so he asks the chief of security to check out Willie. Meanwhile, one...

Craig and Day-Day have finally gotten jobs as mall security guards and have moved into their own crib. When a fake Santa robs their rundown apartment on Christmas Eve, the two embark on an adventure to track down the bandit and retrieve their stolen loot.